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win-ho-lee wrote:
> If you have wondered like I've, "how can any one person dislike every
> opinion ever offered? ", I've assembled this look into the mind of Bonk.
>
> You see, we inferior beings just can't compare, so I've assembled
> these "Bonklets" to help us grow into the Big Bonkers that we can all be.
>
> All of the following are REAL Bonkeriffic answers about real house
> cleaning issues!
>
> Have you thought of writing for Mills and Boon?
>
> You've been drinking again Homer!
>
> Try dropping jam, grease and cake crumbs
> on the floor and worktops.
>
> I saw a snake down by the duck pond today. Perhaps it was doing the
> washing.
> maybe it's spelt wrong
>
> You need a dolly bird on your arm when you are out and about. I'm
> going to volunteer my services. I am not exactly a spring chicken but
> I will do for the job, can you carry shopping?
>
>
> So, the next time you get Bonkers for giving the wrong bit of advice,
> try to model your answers after these Bonktastic ones.
Thank you dear, how sweet that you've taken the time to look me up. It's SO
nice to know my words are appreciated. Hopefully the Doctor can fit you in
today. Always best to get it over with even though the outcome may not be
pleasant. I am sure it will be treatable, they can do wonders in his day and
age. Good luck with it anyway.
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