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Posted by on March 30, 2007, 8:37 pm
On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 15:00:56 -0500, amen@amen.com wrote:
>In todays world everything is done over the internet via electronics.
>The same is true for God. First came Mail, then came Email.
>First came God, then came Egod.
>
>In the future, please refer to God as Egod when discussing him online.
>
>When the Egod comes to earth, he will reveal himself on our computer
>screens and all the world will know that Egod has come to save us from
>ourselves. Egod will fornicate with a select few and mankind will
>become nothing but dust in the wind. On the 7th day, Egod will rest
>and will vanish into our ram memory forever, leaving nothing behind
>but his image burned into our screens via a spyware popup linked
>directly to heaven. Those that dont believe will be able to delete
>this popup courtesy of the athiests at Norton Anti-Virus.
>
>Amen
>
>Say Amen out loud for Egod.
I think I better cancel my upgrade to Vista till this is over.
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