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On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:38:48 GMT, Ajanta <ajanta@null.void> wrote:
>You can tell that I'm not the greatest home repair whiz. I need to
>install a toilet roll holder, but I blank out when deciding where on
>the wall it should go. Problem is, I recall most institutional settings
>have it at approximately elbow height and slightly to the front of the
>body. OTOH most homes place it much lower. I do not know why, because
>then you have to bend down to get the paper.
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>Why this difference, and do you think one placement is better than
>others? It isn't a matter of what I like because it would obviously be
>used by many friends and family, young and old.
>
>Any opinions?
Thats easy........
Stand directly in front of your toilet. Place your ass against the
wall. Let out a nice size turd and let it smear on the wall. That's
where you put the holder (in the shitty spot). This is the reason the
human body was designed the way it is. It's all about placement of
the toilet paper holder. I know this sounds silly, but this is what
God intended us to do when we install a TP holder, thus it's a
religious thing and needs to be taken very seriously. This was
documented in the original Hebrew version of the bible, but it was
removed when converted to English because the ultra conservative
republicans found it offensive. Either way, this is SERIOUS.....
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Re: Toilet roll holder: how high, how far?
