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Stuart & Kathryn Fields wrote:
> Don't forget the dreaded C clamp that requires two hands to apply to two
> pieces already requiring two hands to hold in place.
> Also the uncalibrated torque wrench used to snap off studs that are
> thoroughly seized in your crankcase.
> The nibbler that is designed to swell your forearm to a new size while it
> digests the skin in the web of your hand between the thumb and forefinger.
> All of the Tools are necessary items in the Post Doctoral course in cussing.
> I now attract a small crowd when I am working with my tools. They are
> thoroughly impressed that I can cuss for 15 minutes without repeating
> myself.
Don't forget the english wheel which is terrific for extracting blood
from under one's fingernails.
Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
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Re: Tools
