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Posted by on April 1, 2007, 11:55 am
This is an Official Message from Microsoft.
Dear Computer User,
As President of Microsoft, I am sending this this message to warn all
computer users worldwide. Microsoft has filed a lawsuit against
Mozilla and we fully intend to have all competing Mozilla software
banned from any computer running any version of Microsoft Windows.
Additionally, anyone who uses Mozilla software on a Windows computer
may be prosecuted and fined for using any Mozilla software. All users
who are using any version of Microsoft Windows must download the file
zillazap.exe from Microsoft.com and install this on all computers in
their possession. This file will render all Mozilla software useless.
Any user who does not install this file by June 1, 2007 will be
subject to prosecution. Microsoft will be monitoring all computers
connected to the internet to determine whether this file is installed.
Mozilla has been threatening Microsoft long enough, and their software
is a serious viral threat to all computer users worldwide. We at
Microsoft intend to eliminate all Mozilla software for your own
protection and safety as we continue to develop the best software
available on Earth. If you are running any Mozilla software,
including but not limited to Firefox, Thunderbird, SeaMonkey, and any
other Mozilla software. You must remove this software now, and
download zillazap.exe at your earliest convenience.
Please pass this message on to everyone you know. This message must
be read by every computer user as quickly as possible. Thank You.
Sincerely,
Bill Gates - Microsoft
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Posted by zeez on April 2, 2007, 12:07 am
On Apr 1, 8:55 am, billga...@microsoft.com wrote:
> This is an Official Message from Microsoft.
>
> Dear Computer User,
>
> As President of Microsoft, I am sending this this message to warn all
> computer users worldwide. Microsoft has
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Posted by HeyBub on April 2, 2007, 8:59 am
billgates@microsoft.com wrote:
> This is an Official Message from Microsoft.
>
> Dear Computer User,
>
> As President of Microsoft, I am sending this this message to warn all
> computer users worldwide.
[...]
'Bout damn time! That Mozilla thingy caused my cat to develop warts.
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Posted by Usenet2007@THE-DOMAIN-IN.SIG on April 2, 2007, 10:05 pm
no@mail.stupid.invalid says...
> wrote:
>
> >billgates@microsoft.com wrote:
> >> This is an Official Message from Microsoft.
> >>
> >> Dear Computer User,
> >>
> >> As President of Microsoft, I am sending this this message to warn all
> >> computer users worldwide.
> >
> >[...]
> >
> >'Bout damn time! That Mozilla thingy caused my cat to develop warts.
> >
>
> My toilet-trained Siamese cat was accidentally exposed to Mozilla
> software. Now she shits all over the computer.
My toilet-trained cat was forced to use Micro$haft Internut
Exploder. Now she is terminally constipated.
Perhaps I should give her some Mico$haft Outhouse Distress to
loosen her up?
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Posted by on April 3, 2007, 1:29 am
> My toilet-trained Siamese cat was accidentally exposed to Mozilla
> software. Now she shits all over the computer.
Wow. Can I borrow her?
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