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If you have wondered like I've, "how can any one person dislike every
opinion ever offered? ", I've assembled this look into the mind of Bonk.
You see, we inferior beings just can't compare, so I've assembled
these "Bonklets" to help us grow into the Big Bonkers that we can all be.
All of the following are REAL Bonkeriffic answers about real house
cleaning issues!
Have you thought of writing for Mills and Boon?
You've been drinking again Homer!
Try dropping jam, grease and cake crumbs
on the floor and worktops.
I saw a snake down by the duck pond today. Perhaps it was doing the washing.
maybe it's spelt wrong
You need a dolly bird on your arm when you are out and about. I'm
going to volunteer my services. I am not exactly a spring chicken but
I will do for the job, can you carry shopping?
So, the next time you get Bonkers for giving the wrong bit of advice,
try to model your answers after these Bonktastic ones.
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The Best Of Bonk
