The criteria for being a good neighbor

The criteria for being a good neighbor

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The criteria for being a good neighbor Subcomandante 06-18-2006
.... is soooooooo simple, all you have to do is follow the rules:

1. Give us your money.

2. Don't ask questions.

3. Don't run for election to the board.

4. Don't come to meetings but give us your proxies and ballots.

5. Don't make waves.

6. Understand that we sue first and ask questions later.

7. Don't sue us, but we can sue you, and you will pay for it.

8. If you do not pay, we will foreclose on your home.

Finally, always remember that we can make your life miserable -- other
than that, Villa Appalling! Welcomes you.

If you think THAT'S bad, you have not heard the worst of it.
http://www.ahrc.com/new/index.php/src/news/sub/article/action/ShowMedia/id/2943


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